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The Swedes Have All The Fun

March 3, 2011 By Leave a Comment

Take a new VW Scirocco, build it to 627 horsepower, add VW’s 4Motion AWD drivetrain and go find a frozen lake. Bonus points if you use studded snow tires, but that really won’t matter since you’re still going to have a hard time getting all that horsepower translated into forward motion. There’s disturbingly little information available on the car (other than the 627 horsepower from a 2.0 liter, turbocharged inline four), but the driver is Tommy Kristoffersson. Kristoffersson began his career driving for Audi in Rallycross competition, but formed his own Touring Car team in 1998. He ran the Touring Car series from 1998 until 2009, finishing as high as 4th overall in 1998 and again in 2001. As amusing as the video is, it would have been even better if there was a “moose slalom” involved. [Read more...]

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Alfa Romeo 4C: A (Nearly) Affordable Italian Sports Car

March 2, 2011 By 1 Comment

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Take a good look at the car in these renderings: it’s called the Alfa Romeo 4C, and it will see production. Better yet, it will be produced for global sales, which means it will makes it’s way to the United States, probably in 2013. Like all good Italian sports cars, the 4C will be mid-engine, rear drive; in the interest of fuel economy, power will come from a 1.75 liter, direct injection, turbocharged four cylinder engine good for “over” 200 horsepower and mated to a dual, dry clutch gearbox. If the horsepower seems less than noteworthy, consider this: thanks to the extensive use of carbon fiber and aluminum, the car’s weight will be “less than” 1,870 pounds. That’s over 200 pounds lighter than a first generation Mazda Miata. [Read more...]

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The Pagani Huayra, Up Close And Personal

March 1, 2011 By Leave a Comment

Pagani named their replacement for the Zonda supercar after Huayra Tata, the Andean god of wind. To most of us, the Huayra will be just as ethereal, and equally unlikely to be encountered in person. I can’t come close to pronouncing the new car’s name without sounding like I’m coughing up a hairball, but that doesn’t diminish it’s appeal in the least. In fact, Pagani could have named this car the “Snuffaluffagus”, and it would still give me serious wood. Enjoy over seven minutes of pure Pagani porn, set to a soundtrack of Ravel’s “Bolero”, below. [Read more...]

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VW’s Bulli Concept: A Microbus It Ain’t

February 28, 2011 By 1 Comment

VW's Bulli Concept. Image: Volkswagen

Say what you want about the old VW Microbus, but they built character. Dangerously slow, prone to snap oversteer in all but dry conditions and about as unsafe as you could get without using the driver as a bumper, VW sold the same basic design from 1950 to 1979. The formula was simple: the engine (and most of the weight) went in the rear, the steering wheel, driver and passenger went up front and everything else went in the middle. They were good on gas, mainly because the air-cooled four only made up to 70 horsepower. They were lightweight, and as far as I remember power steering wasn’t even an option (which made tight corners an aerobic exercise). Utterly terrifying to drive in snow, they were equally bad in crosswinds, which generally required about ninety degrees of steering input to keep the van pointed in a straight line. Despite this, I actually miss them. [Read more...]

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Charlie Sheen Spent $800k On Cars Last Month

February 24, 2011 By 1 Comment

Name the sex act worth a Bentley. Wait: there isn't one...

I’m not a fan of the tabloids, and I frankly couldn’t care less what Charlie Sheen does. Still, when a guy spends $470,000 on cars for porn stars, plus another $320,000 on cars for ex-wives and current girlfriends, I’ll have to admit that it catches my attention. In the month of January alone, Sheen bought Porn Star 1 a $320,000 Bentley, Porn Star 2 a $150,000 Porsche Turbo, his ex-wife Brooke Mueller a $160,000 Mercedes Benz CL600 and current girlfriend Natalie Kenly a $160,000 Mercedes Benz S64. And to think that most of us just send flowers when we screw things up. [Read more...]

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Lamborghini’s Aventador, Naked

February 23, 2011 By Leave a Comment

Call me a freak, but partially clad women do more for me than naked ones. I mean, we’ll get to the naked part soon enough, but in the mean time there’s something to be said for unwrapping the present, if you know what I mean. Cars, on the other hand, are best viewed completely naked, so you can see what’s going on under the skin. Take this pure-car-porn image of Lamborghini’s upcoming Aventador, for example: if this doesn’t quicken you pulse, you may not have one. There’s so much carbon fibery goodness and race bred engineering going on that my eyes don’t know where to look next. [Read more...]

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2011 KTM 990 SMT Priced

February 22, 2011 By Leave a Comment

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I’ve had a thing for the Katoom 990 SMT ever since the bike was launched on the other side of the pond. Back then, I had the kind of job that made $14k supermotard bike attainable, and I even had a BMW K1200RS in the garage. Then the U.S. economy collapsed, I changed careers and KTM decided to import the 990 SMT into the States. No one ever said that life was fair, and in the words of Mick Jagger, “you can’t always get what you want”. [Read more...]

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How Badly Do You Want A Chevy Volt?

February 16, 2011 By Leave a Comment

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Chevy Volt sales began in select markets last December, and through January the automaker had moved around 670 units. The low sales are related more to supply than they are to customer interest, which remains high even in states where the Volt has yet to hit the market. Chevy’s original plan was to build 10,000 Volts in 2011, but they’re doing all they can to increase that number to 25,000. They’re also ramping up distribution, and the Volt will be on sale nationwide before the end of this year. That hasn’t stopped dealerships from attempting to price gouge on Volts in stock for delivery today. No one ever said that being an early-adopter of technology was inexpensive, but some dealerships are out of their minds with the prices they’re asking. [Read more...]

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Does Anyone Do Car Commercials Better Than Dodge?

February 15, 2011 By 1 Comment

Being a man, it seems, has fallen out of style. On television, we’re portrayed as bumbling idiots, incapable of functioning in society without the help of our wives or girlfriends. Even our long-suffering kids know more than we do, and not buying the latest, bland SUV-wannabe crossover with the heated, vibrating rear seats, the Dolby surround sound cinema and the rear refrigerator / microwave package constitutes child abuse in most states. That’s why I like these ads from Dodge so much, because they’re a single digit salute to society from men everywhere. Videos after the jump. [Read more...]

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It’s Only Money: You Know You Want A Lancia Stratos

February 14, 2011 By Leave a Comment

Let’s say you had a Ferrari 430 sitting in the garage, and your 2010 performance bonus was particularly lucrative. You could spend that $405,000 on a Ferrari 458 Italia and a clean used Ferrari California, but both cars are so… common. Besides, the 458 has a nasty habit of spontaneously combusting on hot days, and the California uses faux rear-exit exhausts. You could buy a clean Lamborghini Murcielago, but everyone knows they’re just blue collar Ferraris from that tractor company. If you want something distinctive and you’re tired of seeing a Ferrari 430 in every other driveway, why not hit up Pininfarina and have them build you a new Lancia Stratos. German multi-gazillionaire Michael Stoschek already did the heavy lifting, and Stoschek and Pininfarina estimate that the tooling will be good for roughly fifty copies. They’re willing to build you your very own Stratos, if you’ve got the coin. The price? Your $405,000 bonus check, plus your donor Ferrari 430. [Read more...]

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