Does Anyone Do Car Commercials Better Than Dodge?

Being a man, it seems, has fallen out of style. On television, we’re portrayed as bumbling idiots, incapable of functioning in society without the help of our wives or girlfriends. Even our long-suffering kids know more than we do, and not buying the latest, bland SUV-wannabe crossover with the heated, vibrating rear seats, the Dolby surround sound cinema and the rear refrigerator / microwave package constitutes child abuse in most states. That’s why I like these ads from Dodge so much, because they’re a single digit salute to society from men everywhere. Videos after the jump. [Read more...]

Suzuki Takes On Audi, Mercedes and Acura

Suzuki launched their Kizashi sedan to critical acclaim in early 2010. I had one as a press fleet car, and it was a perfectly nice alternative to a Volkswagen Jetta. In fact, if you would have put me behind the wheel blindfolded, I’d have probably guessed it was a 2010 VW Jetta. Until I actually started driving it, because as good as the Kizashi is, it still needs some serious refinement. Steering is disturbingly light at speeds below 40 miles per hour, but gets reasonable once you come up to speed. The engine puts out 185 horsepower, but doesn’t feel anywhere near that powerful thanks to a heavy flywheel and oddly tall gearing. Dial in some steering feel, use a flywheel made of a material other than depleted uranium and tighten the spacing of the six speed manual gearbox, and the Kizashi would be a truly impressive effort.

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Mini Connected: Distracted Driving At Its Finest

Are you not causing enough accidents and road rage by simply talking and texting on your cell phone while driving? Do you want to take it to the next level, to find out if bullets really do deflect upwards through auto glass? Then head on down to your nearest Mini dealer, and snap up a Mini Cooper with the “Mini Connected” feature. Because nothing ensures your safety behind the wheel of a compact car like using a joystick to type out search terms as you drive with enthusiasm. What’s the worst that could happen?

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Lotus’ ‘Metamorphosis’ Is Just As Bizarre As Franz Kafka’s

In the novel “The Metamorphosis”, by Franz Kafka, the protagonist wakes up one day to find himself transformed into a cockroach. I can wrap my head around that, as bizarre as the concept may be, but I’ve got no chance at understanding the new Lotus marketing campaign called “Metamorphosis”. It was penned by French artist Gérard Rancinan, who was quoted by Carscoop as saying, “I can see a clear artistic link between the work of Lotus and my photographs in terms of commitment, the relevance of the subject matter, the audacity of the creator, the beauty of the gesture and the perfection of the object. We are engaged in a dialogue which takes place on the same terrain: the world of art.”

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The Skoda Fabia vRS Is Made Of Meaner Stuff

If you’re looking for cute polar bears (ala Nissan) or hippies spouting peace and love from the trunk of your car (ala Toyota), you’re in the wrong place my friend. Skoda is here to tell you that the Fabia vRS lacks social graces, and is apparently manufactured from the vulture-picked carcasses of large animals, with a hefty dose of snake venom thrown in for good measure. From its toxic-waste-green paint, to its matte black roof, to its 178 horsepower 1.4 liter motor, the Skoda Fabia vRS is up to no good. Since it’s a Skoda, you’ll have to mug fewer old ladies and rob fewer convenience stores to buy one. Alternatively, you could just steal the keys from the current owner, which would fit with the car’s theme, don’t you think?

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Buy A Nissan Leaf, Get Mauled By A Polar Bear

Sometimes ads speak to me, and other times I want to find the creative genius behind the ad and smother him (or her) with a pillow. Take Nissan’s latest, which highlights global warming and the plight of the cute-as-a-bug-before-they-rip-your-entrails-out polar bear. Apparently, if you buy an all electric Nissan Leaf, not only will you prevent polar bears from going the way of the dodo, but apparently they’ll show you some lovin’ for your efforts as well. Not that a hug from a 1,000 pound bear that smells of wet fur and fish is necessarily a good thing.

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VW Nails The Male Psyche

Men, if you watched this commercial and smiled, congratulations: you’re officially a gear head (or petrol head, as they say on the other side of the pond). If you watched this commercial and wept; well, sorry, but I’ll need your man card back. You may also want to check and see if you accidentally left your testicles someplace.

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New Corvette Ads Reminds Us That America Still Builds Rockets

Remember back when America was the worldwide leader in both manufacturing production and technology? Remember back when we had a space program, that not only put a man on the moon but delivered products that improved the quality of life for people all around the globe? Remember when the American mantra was “We can do this” instead of “What’s in it for me?” Chevy does, and their latest ad for the Corvette is both a reminder of times past and perhaps a hope that all isn’t lost for the future.

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2011 Dodge Challenger SRT-8: More Horsepower Fixes Almost Anything

When the Dodge Challenger was re-introduced to the automotive world in 2008, its only real competitor was the retro Ford Mustang. If you wanted a car to take to the dragstrip, you bought the Dodge. If you wanted a car that could make left and right turns, you bought the Ford. For a gear head with a leaning toward American muscle cars, life couldn’t get any simpler.

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Hyundai Top Gear Spoof Ads

Proof That SOME Automakers Still Have a Sense of Humor

Not since Mini challenged Porsche to a race has anything this funny happened at the hands of an automaker. Porsche may be too ‘German’ to get into the absurd spirit of fun, but not Hyundai apparently! In a bizarre and pleasant move by Hyundai of South Africa, they made a series of Top Gear spoof commercials called ‘Top Deer’ with the tagline ‘Made For Humans’ it’s actually pretty funny, for a relatively uptight automaker that lives under a constant state of ‘Cold War’ (They’re South Korean for those who didn’t know).

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